last sheep before sleep: Archive

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Graham Coxon told me about his bowel movements.

rockandrolltedium: I saw Graham Coxon having a cigarette outside of The Cluny in Newcastle, where he was playing that evening, and I bumbled over to him to get him to sign a couple of CDs. ‘How’s the tour going so far?’ I nervously offered. ‘All right, I had a curry in Nottingham last night, it’s given me the shits!’ This derailed any further conversation. by Ben Lowes Smith

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 20th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Blurb: Do you think you're the most fashionable member of the group, the party animal?
Alex: I think I'm the most hated, apart from Damon.
Blurb: Are you annoyed that Damon beat you in last year's NME poll for Twat of the Year?
Alex: I think I was number  six wasn't I?
Graham: I'm never in any of these polls.
Blurb: Are you happy about that?
Graham: Yeah I'm happy, but I wonder "Well what's wrong with me then?" at the same time.  A sort of egocentric abstinence from the public.
Blurb: Most of our members seem to cite you as their favourite.
Alex: He's my favourite as well.

Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Blurb: So do you do anything to keep in shape?
Alex: A bit of snooker
Blurb: Did I read somewhere that you were in the school football team?
Alex: Yeah (to Graham) You were too weren't you?
Graham: Yeah
Alex: Damon wasn't, that's why he plays now.
Graham: I was in the cricket team as well.
Blurb: A good all-rounder were you?
Graham: Yeah, I suppose I was alright.  My co-ordination's quite good.
Blurb: Don't you do it anymore?
Graham: Only a bit of taekwando here and there, but not much.
Blurb: Damon said he was a yellow belt at that now.
Alex: Oooooooh... yeah he's taken that up with a sort of bulimic fervour.
Graham: I think he's quite enthusiastic about it.  
Blurb: Is he even more authoritative now then, now he's a yellow belt?
Graham: He plays these macho games all the time with Smoggy which gets on my bloody wick.  Like dead arm competitions.  He's always browner than everyone else, and always fitter than everyone else.
Alex: He's the only person in the world who goes "I'm taller than you".