last sheep before sleep

• Blurb: So do you do anything to keep in shape?
• Alex: A bit of snooker
• Blurb: Did I read somewhere that you were in the school football team?
• Alex: Yeah (to Graham) You were too weren't you?
• Graham: Yeah
• Alex: Damon wasn't, that's why he plays now.
• Graham: I was in the cricket team as well.
• Blurb: A good all-rounder were you?
• Graham: Yeah, I suppose I was alright. My co-ordination's quite good.
• Blurb: Don't you do it anymore?
• Graham: Only a bit of taekwando here and there, but not much.
• Blurb: Damon said he was a yellow belt at that now.
• Alex: Oooooooh... yeah he's taken that up with a sort of bulimic fervour.
• Graham: I think he's quite enthusiastic about it.
• Blurb: Is he even more authoritative now then, now he's a yellow belt?
• Graham: He plays these macho games all the time with Smoggy which gets on my bloody wick. Like dead arm competitions. He's always browner than everyone else, and always fitter than everyone else.
• Alex: He's the only person in the world who goes "I'm taller than you".

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